Q. Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an
Irish rugby jersey?
A. The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order
- to save his family from the embarrassment.
Q. What do French rugby fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q. What's the difference between the Welsh and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
- Q. How many Irish rugby fans does it take to
change a light bulb?
A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and the coach to say
- that if the ref had done his job in the first
place the light bulb would never
- have gone out.